Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
