My friends dad died during the 9/11 he was such a good pilot but my friend kept disturbing him so when hes dad died he said it was you who killed me(to the child).so the the child Sayed yoo-hoo?what type of name is yoo-hoo,but yoo-hoo yoo-hoo come here I need to k1ll you NOW
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
dude what if 9/11 happened becuase they wanted slavery back
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
White people cant jump”.... “You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
ill rate this a 9/11
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11. You can't convince me otherwise.
