11 jokes

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.