11 jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
These 9/11 jokes just donβt land.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?