Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
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My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
