11 jokes

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.