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11 Jokes

Tower

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

9/11

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Log

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!