11 jokes
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.