This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
100s Jokes
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Approached (DYM 100).
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
