100s jokes

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.