100s jokes

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

The number 13? Not on my watch!

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?