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How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.