10 jokes

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.