What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
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How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? -- A Moleionaire.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
