Robyn Olive in 10.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Stephen hawking tried to install a free version of windows 10.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you ́ve never seen!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
