roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
my mum told me to take you u at to the zoo and thorw u in the lake but i couldnt find you
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
