Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
what's a orphans favorite battle zone the home front
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
Donβt you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.