Zone jokes
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Community talk
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more
Ok, so i am going to make a Wje time zone map, tell me the name of your state, province or country in the comments if you don't wanna say in there my uwu is Blach66 and my Discord is Blach66, please only use this post for entering your state, province or country and I will deicide whether I'll include yous or not.