Zone jokes
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
hydorcity zone act 1 is the bop
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Community talk
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
Ngl, i was zonkin tf out every like 2 seconds that night
Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more