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Pedophile

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.

"What's that?" Bobby inquired.

"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.

The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.

"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.

"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.

The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.

"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.

"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.