Zone

Zone jokes

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Pedophile

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.