Zone jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.