Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
what's a orphans favorite battle zone the home front
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
