Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Youth Jokes
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
