How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
