The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Youth Jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
