What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
