Youth Culture jokes

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Yeet.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

What do you call a flat emo girl?

A cutting board.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

Q: I wish my grass was emo.

A: Then it would cut itself.