I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Youth Culture Jokes
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.