Youth Culture jokes

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The suicide squad.

When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

Can emo kids get happy meals?

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."