Youth Culture jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Yeet.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.