15+ Youth Culture Jokes

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!

Can emo kids get happy meals??????????

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.