Youth Culture Jokes

Emo

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Movie

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Emo kid

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Emo kid

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Girl

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Detention

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

Fight

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

Emo kid

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Emo

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

Emo

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.