First day of school memes

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“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Jokes

Birthday

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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    • Stereotype

    I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

    Name

    On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

    The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

    The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

    The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

    First day of school jokes