Yours jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is your summer name? Hot.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What is your body like? Soft.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)