You're jokes
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
You're gay.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What is your address?
Hi, I hope you’re
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.