You're jokes
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
You're gay.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.