You're jokes
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Your hairline.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?