Math question jokes
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Yes so smart
What's 2+2?
4.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
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Now the moment you've all been waiting for: ROUND 5: 1+4=5 2+5=12 3+6=21 8+11=? Correct answer is 50 points, if this is too easy, they'll be a bonus round. Catch y'all in the comments!