You're jokes

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Bee Jokes:

"Hello."

"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I can smell your kids!

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Why are women like hurricanes?

They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!