You're jokes
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"