You're jokes
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.