Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To slide into your moms bed
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
What's your mom on? deez nuts
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
your mom is so hairy that kingkong got jealous of her
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
your mom is emo deakin
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
I accidentlly said go cry to your mom to an orphan😭
Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
Your Mom is so friking fat,THAT WHEN SHE RIPPED HER PANTSAND WENT TO THE SEAMSTER THEY SAY WE DONT SEW CURTAINS
Your mom's so fat, she annexed crimea
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*
