Your mom jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.