Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Your mom gay.
YOU WANT TO HERE A JOKE Your MoM
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
