Your mom jokes

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young

To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

Your mom.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.