Your mom jokes

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Your mom.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."