Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
your mom is so fat she lookes like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters
ill call your mom a cow but which one
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
your mom so small that she hang glided on a dorito
your mom and dad abanded you cuse ur to uguly
your hairline is do fat that when you meet santa your fatter then him and your mom.
your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
