Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
ill call your mom a cow but which one
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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