Your mom

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

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