Your mom

Your mom jokes

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!