When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your mom!
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Your mom so fat she fell
