Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
What's your mom on? deez nuts
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch
Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
