The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your Mom Jokes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your mom!
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
