Your mom jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your mom is a joke.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Me and your mom in the bed.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.