your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
bully: your mom gay me: there something on your chin bully: where me: no, on your fourth one
what did your mom say last night go harder
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
Your mom Gya
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
Kid at schools tells and orphan i fucked your mom orphan whats a mom?
Your mom stinks that is my joke You mom doesn’t really stink I know I am stupid🤕
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn't work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don't work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job
when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
Your mom .com
What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!
Your mom gaye
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
your mom is so fat she ate an ipad and said ahqah! funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! and whar del with airline footd its not white and its not black and its not asain ! ?AHAH?DSF
Why was your mom so into me?
Cause she was the man.
