Your mom jokes
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Your mom is a mom!
You and your mom.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
I sucked your mom's anus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
You mom.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.