Your mom jokes
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Your mom is a mom!
You and your mom.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
I sucked your mom's anus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.