Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Your mom gay.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Your mom gay.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
your mom
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
