Your mom jokes
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Your mom gay.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.