Your dad jokes

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

You were born out of your dad.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Your dad is gone.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

Is your dad a magician?

Because he magically disappeared.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Your dad is your mom.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.