What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
Pov. Orphans rull the world. God said I'm your dad. Then kills himself. The orphan waaaaa!
At a orphans funeral you say your dad came back
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
