Your dad jokes
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Your mom and your dad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"