You jokes
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.