So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
You Jokes
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
Hi, how are you doing?
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Like if you know what ashes are.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
