You jokes
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.