You jokes
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.