You jokes

Butt

  • Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

    Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

    Me: How do you know that?

    Lava

  • "Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

    Parent

  • Why did your parents abandon you?

    Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

    Dad

  • You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

    Earthquake

  • One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

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