You jokes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.