What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
are you a razor? cause you make me red
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
You know why they call me 007? 0 girls 0 chances 7 restraining orders
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch? You don’t need consent
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy? Answer: a Carnivwhore
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
