You jokes
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?