What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
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What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.