Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.