You Jokes

Girl

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Child

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    Pill

    Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

    Guy

    So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

    Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

    Paper

    "Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

    Baby

    What's red and screams when you shake it?

    A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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  • Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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