You jokes
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a person?
A person.