You jokes
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
You're tiny!
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP