You jokes
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."