Ugly contest jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.