Ugly contest jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.