Ugly contest jokes

Yo mama

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Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Yo mamma

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Mom

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Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Momma

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Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Mama

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Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Terrorist

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When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Race

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Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

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  • Tongue

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    They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

    Slavery

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    Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.