Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her
Yo mama eats so much she spends her whole life on the toilet
yo mama
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don't have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice
Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama's so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings
Yo mama is so dumb she wanted to get some ice but she went Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream🤣
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
