Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.