Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."