There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
