Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
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Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I love my family.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
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Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
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