Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.