Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb yo mama you dumb stupid idiot
Yo mama so stupid when she saw on her computer it said you have 3 cookies she broke it
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
