Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.