Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.