Yo mama jokes
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.