Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.