Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
