Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.