Yo mama jokes
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"