Yo mama jokes
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.