Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.