Yo mama jokes
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!