Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so nice she
i killed a man in 94
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one eyed grape 🍇
What's an orphan least favourite joke?...
Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat brexshit is deporting British citizens
yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
